I have Upgraded Girlfriend to wife

Dari email yang didapat hari ini, sepertinya bagus untuk para bujangan dan jomblo yang ngebet pingin punya istri:mrgreen: :

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support …

Jadi pesan moralnya?

Au ah gelap:mrgreen:

5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by yessymuchtar on Oktober 11, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    PERTAMAXXXX

    Balas

  2. Posted by yessymuchtar on Oktober 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    gak usah takut mas..
    kalo niatnya memang ingin ibadah…
    kelamaan bujangan juga gak enak..dan kebanyakan dosanya iyakan😛 hehehhe

    bisaku:
    “Ia, kelamaan bujangan memang selalu bikin kita mo bikin dosa hahahaha,,,
    Dasar … mentang-mentang sudah married😀 “

    Balas

  3. pokoke wife is great-lah *hihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiii ketawa horor*

    bisaku:
    ” * Jadi takut *😆 “

    Balas

  4. muahaha…

    bisaku:
    ”😈 “

    Balas

  5. STATUTORY WARNING tuh, SecretaryWithShortSkirt bisa buat damage to the operating system… huhu

    bisaku:
    ”😈 “

    Balas

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